Only thing I would correct is that it’s not just Millenials that think this way, I’m a Gen X’er (mid 40s) and have always felt the same way. So you basically have three generations of motorcycle buyers that they have turned off by basically being large and obnoxous for to long.

This could not be more true.
I just bought a bike myself - the only vehicle I’ve ever bought off a showroom floor. I didn’t even consider a Harley because of the above. Honestly, your rant really is spot on.

Urban millennial here, who is actually interested in buying a premium motorcycle in the next few years: Harleys are tainted in our demographic.

At least use a picture of their prototype as the lede.

One of my goals in life is to valet an older Unimog just for the reaction value.

That’s my thoughts. I’ve heard stories of valets, why anyone would want to pay for someone to drag race their car to the parking spot is beyond me.

Found the person that hasn’t been to a lawyer party. Let’s just say, in a profession known for alcohol abuse, they kick it up a notch or several in the parties.

Lawyers are actually pretty fun to party with...

Yeah, but I’d rather play against multiple NPC foes in some level with my friends. Like Left4Dead. They had a mode like that before. But I understood it was a seasonal thing and it only had 1 level.

You can play against the CPU in training mode.

Man I wish this game would have proper co-op mode so I could play it a bit more. Not really into PVP.

This lil’ mod takes the game’s Unmasked Kylo Ren skin and replaces it with Matt, who is shredded, and definitely not a punk bitch.

Hert smashing Shitcar gets me every time. This is hands down the best automotive content on the internet. Sorry Roadkill.

With how unique everything is for that machine, they might get lucky and track down the thief when they try to craigslist anything.

Holy shit, and I thought my dissertation was poorly written. Maybe it’s not a good idea to give a huge advance to someone who is only famous for being an asshole?

I dont know what it is but this shootimg guns off a bridge amd tossing random shit off a bridge at drivers below is disturbingly frequent in Michigan.

420 is perfect. It’s just enough to stir the pot. Plenty to turn you tires into a puff a smoke and to land you in the weeds. Enough to get you real messed up, but you would stillbe able to put your foot down without bonging into a wall. If you show up at cars and coffee with 420, you might be the envy of the joint.…

Crap—I forgot to mention this one. * opens closet door, 20 GameCube controllers fall out *

You want a pansexual Tali? I can get you a pansexual Tali, believe me. There are ways (Nexus), Dude. You don’t wanna know about it (Nexus), believe me.

The Buran was never really a Soyuz replacement; unlike in the US, where we shunned capsules for Shuttles, the Soviet plan included both in parallel.