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I didn’t play this one, but a good friend of mine who frequently DMs for his entirely-too-comedic-for-his-own-good brother told me about it. This was the sort of guy who routinely played characters like Velvet Merlin, the flamingly straight sparklemancer from Greater Fairyton. He wanted to play a half-orc wizard, but

I love this

Hopefully it means they actually fixed something.

Ive always found that the most fun is losing a game well. If everythings going well, and orderly those games are honestly sort of boring. They’re the most fun when things go of the rails, and everything starts going wrong, and you need to actually think outside of the box to not have everyone die. Its especially fun

I’ve had all the usual horror stories, but a lot of them ended up being fun. I had one player who decided that he would be disruptive with his cleric and shout, “My God commands me!” In. Every. Single. Encounter. Best part? He whiffed every attack after his battle cry. So, it became a running gag in the group that he

Hehe... i had a group of friends who used to D&D every week and the DM was one of those rigid, take everything seriously type. One day the rest of the group decide to just mess with him and go completely buck wild during the run. Irritated him to no tomorrow. All came to a close when, after killing a dragon, instead

He should just fake up some Time covers for displaying around the office, like that other validation-deficient white guy we all know.

It’s sad just how many sadder meals exist.

Nope. Our neighbor was just a bitch. We were the resident managers of the apartment complex and it was her way of getting back at us for not giving her rent extensions (not our choice - the corporate office handled that.) It got so bad that the police helped us file a restraining order.

It’s basically the standard approach men have been using for eons to propagate the race. Identify if the other person is even remotely close to being interested in you (which the dating app does for you) then go for broke, ask if they want to do something at some time... ...then wait for the win, or the rejection. And

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Transmission mode should be set on: Manual.

Exactly. Also on most VW/Audis the Engine in sport just pumps more fake sound through the speakers.

I'm constantly amazed that human civilization made it through that period.

I've seen sliceable salads in 60s-era cookbooks. They just jell-o'ed their salads wholesale back then. It's a delightfully sickening sight.

Won't someone think of us poor Americans?

Oh wow I never thought of it like that. I do drugs. Every other show is a show involving drugs. AV Club should have a Drugs Club!

I used to drink/eat chocolate milk that way cause it made it last longer and I already had the spoon out from stirring it … And by used to I mean still do

so if I put water in a bowl and use a spoon to scoop it out, I'm eating water?

Is a hot dog a sandwich?