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Cue simulated defensive measures with blanks..

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I have first hand experience with the CO2 fire extinguisher cooling. It works very fast. Our standard use was 4 cases of loose cans in a fiberglas case. Using 2 or 3 standard sized extinguishers. We emptied the extinguishers and had 96 cold beers in less than 2 minutes.

Having never heard the term “hoplophobia” before, I looked it up on Google, and... shouldn’t everybody feel that way? Like, being afraid of weapons that kill people seems not just rational bust almost axiomatic.

“I want to stress one thing: these guys aren’t motorcyclists, they’re assholes on motorcycles. And there’s absolutely a difference.”

I’m a Mustang owner, and I find this shit to be some of the funniest car memes in a while.

The BMW __-Series.

I’m sorry I don’t get it. What’s inherently wrong about being a Mustang owner? and why would anyone have to defend buying a car they like?

Haha oh no we Americans, we LOVE eggos.

Hillary Clinton isn’t eating this cake because people will mock her, a woman, for eating.

Have you met us? We don’t deserve a whole lot.

In fairness, babies are tender, delicious, and only 7 points. Perfect lunch!

Official unemployment numbers don’t take into account t those who have dropped out of he workforce and given up looking for work, which is at an all-time high. So yeah, official unemployment figures are bullshit.

If you download a star gazing app, most will have notifications of celestial things going on at that time.

This is really cool. A reason to actually use Bing!

Hence “between one month and one year old.” The top three in your list all drop below SIDS after the perinatal period.

Wait, this wasn’t a rule before today.....wtf.

so a president is just a figurehead and aides come up with the actual plans?

The man never expected to be this close. You can practically feel his panic in, “Oh SHIT, I actually have to explain how I’ll do it? I can’t just use my stump speech again?”