Right. Moving to the head of the queue, so that you are more likely to be in a ‘right hook’ something that as you say is one of the most dangerous things you can encounter is the safest thing to do.

You people should stop cycling. All the exercise is clearly taking up valuable oxygen away from your brain.

Right. A road with less cars, less people, has more angry people on it.

Honestly though?

Actually, being behind those things gives your the right to cross a double solid yellow line in order to pass...

It depends. Maybe he wanted to get a job as a tech writer for Breitbart.

And when you turn right in front of a bike and nearly “take out” a cyclist, that is by law, cutting off/failure to yield.

Dooring and taxi drivers are the deadliest thing a cyclist encounters.

Yeah, I totally get that. You’ve got to do what you’ve got to do to stay safe. I mean you could use a bicycle that is appropriate for the state you know the roads are in, or change your route so there’s fewer cars that can pass easily, or change the time you ride do that you aren’t out during the busy times of the…

It doesn’t matter whether you are in a car, a bicycle, motorcycle or riding a llama. You aren’t supposed to pass on the right and, Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, you most certainly are not allowed to drive in between cars and the sidewalk or 2 lanes of cars. Period.

Hitler, like Jesus, has facial hair.

See? When people talk about how cyclists are stupid assholes, its because of stupidity like this.

That’s when you put a toll booth right outside the HOA gates.

1. But the only road access to a neighborhood.

Do you bitch about motorcyclists riding 2 abreast and taking a whole lane? It’s 100% for safety so people actually see us.

If you are in your car, for some weird reason you are stuck driving at 10-15, there is a car behind you. What do you do?

Yes, I do stop to think that. Then I quickly realize how dumb that is and how it has no bearing on reality. Which is quickly followed by the realization that they are giving the finger because they put their own lives in danger by being idiots, but they’re too stupid to realize that, so they blame the car and give the…

Because people who are avid cyclists are assholes. What’s not to get?

And in many places you are allowed to own slaves or do FGM. Just because something is legal doesn’t mean you are not an asshole if you do it.

Busses and feet? Maybe.