It doesn’t matter whether you are in a car, a bicycle, motorcycle or riding a llama. You aren’t supposed to pass on the right and, Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, you most certainly are not allowed to drive in between cars and the sidewalk or 2 lanes of cars. Period.

Hitler, like Jesus, has facial hair.

See? When people talk about how cyclists are stupid assholes, its because of stupidity like this.

That’s when you put a toll booth right outside the HOA gates.

1. But the only road access to a neighborhood.

Do you bitch about motorcyclists riding 2 abreast and taking a whole lane? It’s 100% for safety so people actually see us.

If you are in your car, for some weird reason you are stuck driving at 10-15, there is a car behind you. What do you do?

Yes, I do stop to think that. Then I quickly realize how dumb that is and how it has no bearing on reality. Which is quickly followed by the realization that they are giving the finger because they put their own lives in danger by being idiots, but they’re too stupid to realize that, so they blame the car and give the…

Because people who are avid cyclists are assholes. What’s not to get?

And in many places you are allowed to own slaves or do FGM. Just because something is legal doesn’t mean you are not an asshole if you do it.

Busses and feet? Maybe.

WATCH OUT, BROSEPH! I’M A TOUGH GUY ON THE INTERNET.

Like I said, saying ‘pop music is pop music’ or ‘“Pop” is short for “popular.”’ is a massive display of ignorance.

Saying that “Pop music is pop music” is ignorant of music. Nirvana isn’t Vanilla Ice or MC Hammer. Led Zeppelin isn’t KC and The Sunshine Band.

Want to walk more? Get a high energy dog. You’ll start walking for hours and hours. And if you are lazy and decide not to, you’ll have a coach constantly ‘encouraging’ you to get motivated.

A marketing genius idiot, that’s who. There’s about 400 competing nutritionally complete food replacement drinks. Have you heard about any of them besides soylent?

“They found nothing on Russia collusion” Good god. People can be THIS stupid?

McGregor is in no way going to win. “At least I’ll get a moment of schadenfloyd when McGregor is laid out on the mat” but that’s even less likely to happen.

Interesting. I saw the headline and thought, damn it, now all those dumbass MRAs are going to be able to point at this this and say “See! We’re actually moving down this path!”

My hopes: