Serious question:

#1 Usage of a phone’s voice assistant: My wife will be playing on her phone, or reading facebook, or something. Generally minding her own business. Then from across the room I’ll yell “HI, GALAXY!” thereby popping up her S-Voice, interrupting what she was doing, and simply annoying the shit out of her. Then she beats…

I understand they had to knock him down to get him to stop

Was my first thought as well.

It isn’t just the West. It is Global. Look at the Philippines.

I don’t think that would get you the reaction you are looking for.

Dear god you people are unhinged.

If Jezebel went out and told everyone it was the board of directors plan to use her as a fall guy from the beginning, it would be a serious crimp in the “she was fired because of the sexist and racist users at reddit” narrative they are pushing.

Its weird. You said “Completely True” and then disagreed on every point.

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It really blows my mind when I think about how the entire continent of North America, including the USA fits inside the USA.

Doing sprint intervals on a running track or the treadmill at the gym is a popular way to get an effective, short cardio workout. There’s one major gripe: you’re mainly working out your legs.

This is the problem with Americans.

Actually, self defense wholly and completely excuses assault.

Mustang Driver at court: “I swerved to avoid a pothole. Didn’t see the guy in my blind spot while driving illegally, oops.”

Both shitheads were arrested in relation to the incident: Mustang for suspicion of second-degree assault and motorcycle for suspicion of harassment. Hopefully a jury will nail them both for aggravated sucking at being people, and take away their licenses and give them pills that make them chronic bedwetters.

“This guy on that motorcycle sure is being a manner of dickhole. I think my best plan of action, aside from easily slowing down or speeding up, is to make contact with his motorized-cycle so that he could very easily end up dead. Yes, yes, that should do nicely; a nice evening murder. Then, perhaps, I shall reward…

Wow, I’m so the opposite. Audiobooks draw me in and I can do nothing else while listening to them. Even the TV is less distracting to me.

Well, that’s the best excuse I’ve heard to eat 4 popsicles post-workout!

And Vodka is less alcoholic than beer. smh.