“Fish, plankton, sea greens, and protein from the Sea!”

So he not only LOOKS like an Andy Daly character...he’s dark enough to BE one!

What was he supposed to say?

I think they’re usually mounted around between where a breast pocket and a jacket lapel would be.

The full police union statement also complains about/places blame upon the city for failing to adequately staff the police force with enough hires, and yet here they have ~a half dozen officers responding to what should amount to a parking ticket.

Can we (and by ‘we’ I mean ‘you’, AV Club) stop with the usage of ‘butthurt’ already? To be fair, I’ve never noticed it here before, but that’s still once too many.

“Nah. It’s actually kind of exciting. Gives me a charge...reminds me of that time I rode the Subway!” - Steve Doocy

Not as awkward as Dave vs Crispin Glover, but worth a headscratch.

I was with you until the last sentence. Love alien 3, but Resurrection? Granted, I’ve only dared to watch it once.

Also, “delicious evenings”...???

Anyone remember the original Alien board game from the early 80's? I remember it as being fun as hell and a bit ahead of its time, but maybe it was garbage. So hard to remember straight.

I was traumatized as a young child by my fathers habit of popping brown paper grocery bags (yes plural) full of popcorn at home and packing two-liters of soda and plastic cups in a backpack and then getting loud with the theater staff until they just waved us in. Early 80's.

Has Minderbinder been cast?

Funny, that’s what we’ve always called any vomit occurring after recent mayonnaise ingestion...

Good One Robot?

It was about as good as the board game.

Carl Tart or GTFO.

When I was a kid I had my eraser that doubled as a spaceship. Also stuff like The Chronicles of Prydain sandwiched in my textbooks.

“...visible vapour would rise from his body.”

Iron Man 2 is my favorite of the Iron Man movies (2>3>1). TDW deserves the scorn, but it’s okay. Avengers 2 was kind of a mess but it had its bright spots.