I don’t recall ever being told to raise the window shade on an airplane. In fact, I can remember on more than occasion being asked to LOWER the window shade in order to better control the temperature in the cabin.

Well, I will say this. I am very sure he’s not being hypocritical about this, and I’m sure if you looked at his twitter history there would be no tweets criticizing a certain politician for spending too much time playing golf rather than running the country.

“...(S)ome kind of communications failure” is pilot-speak for “neglected to change to the appropriate frequency when directed by ATC.”

I went to one Pokemon card game tournament. I was eleven. I met an old, fat man who told me we’d play for keeps. Don’t know if I even knew the official rules, since my brother and I just made up our own version. He took all of my cards. If you’re reading this, old man, I hate you. You’re the fucking worst.

That Trump-esque T is not doing this chair any favors.

Why do all frostbite games look so amazing, but then the characters look like they’re wearing a plastic toupée?

“I am Connor Firestarter!”

I a bit confused as to whats going on with Alex? Is he normally like this? He seems so standoffish, like he got forced into doing what most enthusiasts would see as an awesome opportunity.

They never had any effort for customer service.

Come of Freddy, this is jalopnik, we read the title, maybe the first paragraph, scroll through the pictures and go to the comments.

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

Both (judge me).

We’re all going to die. After we’ve been handed over to Russia. Orange Hitler has no idea what he’s doing.

Was kind of hoping he really would have the balls. And it’s not like it would have destroyed his career anyway.

Can we please stop paying attention to this guy now? He literally lied to you and manipulated the gaming media for a week for his own benefit. You don’t have to write about him or his moronic band of followers ever again. Just ignore him.

If the end result is less shrill shrieking on the internet, good.

See, even when Valve is ratted out as screwing their customers over, there are guys like you giving them "mad props" and even claiming their behaviour "should be an example to others". No. This is ridiculous. Do you also give "mad props" to murderers who enter "guilty" pleas at trial and praise them as shining…

I refuse to applaud a corporation for its Brave Admission that it's been fucking its customers sideways and refusing to do things that all of its competitors have done better at for over a decade now, and its pledge that they'll totally try harder now, guys, seriously. They don't get shit until they've turned words…

Was it just me, or does it not sound that bad? She went flat for a bit on the big note towards the end, but otherwise I didn't think it was terrible.