Find iut the answer to these questions in two separate but connected 5,000 word essays after the jump.

I like how you’re using Obama’s pettiness as a precedent for how Trump will probably act. “See how butthurt Obama got? Trump will be worse because reasons!”

So Russia had no effect. The media did by over covering Trump. So this entire situation is basically Democrats having a tantrum. Got it.

“Whatever else you do, I am ordering you not to give Private Santiago a code red!”

Well, when you say it like that, it sounds like this is a non-story just being used as propaganda to shift blame for losing the election away from Hillary and her completely inept campaign staff while simultaneously trying discredit Trump. I guess you could throw something about ratings and clicks in there as well.

Claeys achin’.

So let me see if I understand this...

The U.S. allegedly exposed truth about Russian corruption, in response, the Russians allegedly exposed truth about US corruption.

Somehow knowing truth about corruption maybe possibly affected the outcome of the election, supposedly. So knowledge of truth made Trump win by…

How far would they go?

There is an extremely complex and sophisticated subterfuge going on here. This was all actually a Russian intelligence operation to deflect blame while saving their elite track and field athletes from the Zika-infested poop farm that was Rio 2016.

Probably along the lines of why other websites might argue that, say, posting a sex tape is protected

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

The USS Bin Laden? Not likely now, but if those Islamocommie Democrats had won the election, who knows?

It’s almost as if the Bills are a poorly run organization.

Can we start chanting “lock her up?” Seems fair.

Just think, if Hillary had learned a single fucking thing from 2008 we wouldn’t be in this mess!

It takes more than one person to make a political climate.

I’ll take “Irrelevant Numbers” for $100, Alex.

Do you think he’ll take it to the a-pellet court?

No record of the vote.

Donald invited her because just like him and Jackie Evancho, Rebecca came second in the popular vote.