Brent Mussberger is willing to give him a second, scratch that, third, scratch that, fourth, scratch that, fifth chance. 

25th - getting hit by a car.

Hey, Zac Zinner has a high motor.

That’s Ok, just hit the star again and take it back.

Mike McCarthy has not won a race since second grade.

Barack Obama?

This is only the precursor to:

This was nothing like the championship game.

Rape is like the lung cancer of crimes.

》》Not even trying to make a joke here — in all seriousness, why the fuck do you need an autopsy to tell that someone shot themselves in the head?《《