And prediction: new MacBook Air in 6 months

Good, but worth <$1800

That there's a crocodile feeder

I went black and hurt my back

I'm tired of picking pig hairs out of my toast

@snidelywhiplash: fuck goats

Not worth it

Send him to prison. See how they treat him there. That's where all kids who shoot their moms belong.

@YummyCyanide: People still use these?

@chuckrich81: Mandatory spankings

@CSVM: Did someone steal everyone's PrtScr buttons? Mine's fine

Looks like what an iVCR would look like

@jedimaster: Mandatory fanboy accusation

@Nitesh: Why don't they just sell the bits in combo packs so you can have as many as you want

@blueeddie: "As a mac fanboy..."

I'd fuck Bill Gates too if I had the chance

I, for one, dislike simple controls. It's fun to get used to a gadget and you look cooler when nobody knows what the fuck you're doing

I know a lady who can eat that in one bite. In fact, I don't even think she bites.

Shoulda spent all that money on gummy bears

@Dickeydoo: I just chew 'em open