I wonder how angry everyone would be if we executed her

I wanna see Obama beat him up

HOLY SHIT FINALLY. Fucking cans won't work when you chew your nails. I'm moving to Japan

@Helvetica: No I can't.

@MajesticTrout: The physics aren't that complex in this article and that it doesn't take a genius to figure out if you stop, then the thing behind you stops too

And why don't they just build one big one?

I bet I could take him in a fight though

And someone tell me how to grow hot dogs

So now it's easier to grow my mari-

"Everybody knows the game don't stop tryna take it to the top before your ass gets popped."

This doesn't count as physics IMO

I thought the only reason to buy an iPhone or an iPad over anything else was the app store

@blyan-reloaded: No they all have one cause it's ironic

That was erotic

@seamonkey420: tl;dr

@seamonkey420: You are a true fanboy

It looks good (new), but I doubt it's durable.

Looks a hell of a lot more breakable than an axe

I'm going to go shoot myself now

I'd say so-so at most