@DaltonAtlas: Well, you look nice

@DaltonAtlas: Did you get a haircut?

@DaltonAtlas: You look different today

@DaltonAtlas: Depends on how you look at it

@Cats: sorry

@Cats: I want to introduce her to four cucumbers, 3 sponges and a tub of jello.

@davidgreen360: Do not slap shit without gloves

I hope this one's hot too

It's not fair cause the globe warms russia while we warm the globe

@marius004: It's tl;dr

@Tom Best: Ideally, global should be an adverb

I knew it wasn't my fault. It's those russians

WTF is the point of keeping a diary?

@DaltonAtlas: You look at it differently

@Magilacuddy: I don't understand what you're saying. You must be english

@JordanGold: You need a new dealer

@Joe Stoner: There are cheaper vaporizers. They're worth it

@joe.glass: lol Dicks

@blyan-reloaded: You must hate most phones

@Shorties: All it said was it sucked compared to the iPad