If they climb out without the capsule and widening, then maybe they would lose enough weight to actually fit through the 2 foot hole

@Parge_Lenis: I hope the cyberpolice don't backtrace your shit

Yay for 11th grade physics

A deboner is when you see an ugly chick

@sid9221: tl;dr

@jizMondo: lulz

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: me too

Sweet I'm on level 3

@djalice: earth hour

I'd pee in it

@ThreeOneFive: "Let's smoke some weed."

If in soviet Russia, you destroy phone, what does that say about us? I'm throwing out my phone.

Fucking skeletor

@MaNiFeX: He took that liver without asking too

I've already got my copper bling ready

If some chick asks me if I'm doing that 10:10 shit, I'm gonna have to shoot that bitch

Why don't they just let him sign in himself?

@BmXtHiEf6969: this

That shit looks like a free body diagram. Fuck that

@usedtowork: That's not their focus