Do eat?

Uh oh

@A Ferret is on his best behaviour: It fucks up.

This changes everything again. Looks like I have to buy a new one.

@RtFusion: That commercial was crazy and those ribbons always seem to cover her boobies. Fuck ribbons.

I like it in the bum

If I got an iPhone 4, I would keep in in a bulletproof glass case in my home. Too risky.

I thought global warming was gonna be warm. I just spent a whole bunch of money on speedos. fuck

I was gonna buy the Asus last year cause it had rad lightning graphics on the back.

@Dallifornia: I guess it's the IR emitter that messed up his brain

Humans are like cancer. Mass suicide?

@vein11: They would die. Living conditions are pretty exact on earth.

I don't trust templars

Once you hit $1 billion, China mails you a complementary hot bitch

They're gonna lose. Typhoons are pretty big

And all those unappreciated cars just appeared out of nowhere

iPad = Apps

@drum365: You could get people high and feed them Big Macs and they'll think it's gourmet

It' that shit from james and the giant peach

I'd make buttplugs