@krisve: That's cheating

Does it come with two masks?

Pictures are old news. It's all about the vids. Weiner lulz

@Dr. Nemmo: I wouldn't relate it to uranium rather than cocaine or something.

I hate playing games on the fucking iPod screen cause my fingers get in the way

I wouldn't mind a handjob from some of these

@Lazarus511: I would call him Hitler and the nazi rays

@GizmoTron9000VowsToEarnBackHis...: I still have this

@cruzer555: Seeing as you're a fanboy, I disregard your entire comment

My iPod's headphone jack broke on me 4 times. I'm mad

@Crash Bandihoon: I'm in. People shouldn't jizz on their phones

WTF. More like the entire electronics and computer industry changed. Some people spent 20000$ on the IBM PC

Call it Supernanny Deborah

I'm gonna buy two of these and put them in the trunk of my lowered civic

I'm rational enough to admit when something's fucked up

how do you cook with a vaporizer?

Operation sodomy

Con: You're riding a Vespa

Or it's a water gun

How are you supposed to get naked and dance with all those windows?