That's a fucking lot of caffeine

What if I invent Bacefook?

I use claymores

@Cheesus Crust: They're sponsored by Mad Catz

Mad Catz controllers suck anyways

Why so many free tampons?

I, for one, am faster with a mouse.

Not too many people die from horseback riding anyways.

@silkworm: Men

I doubt they were fapping. Pornos are always 20 mins long and you have to watch through them entirely so you don't finish with a close-up of the guys face or at a boring part.

I prefer Etch-A-Sketch

WTF is a G?

@Time Pilot AKA: Just have to rip off the capital of Canada, didn't you

@Stem_Sell: I bet that's a fart bubble inside that glass

Mini hot air baloons!

@FritzLaurel: You pussy, I drink my own piss

@Sean: Also known cock-touch fountains

I would probably get sidetracked and forget what I searched for

It's like an apron with genital ventilation.

They should have sculpted big Warhammer 40k models instead. That would be sweet.