That shit looks nice while it's clean.

@xaronax: Let's kill all the rest of the survivors too so it's fair.

I returned that phone cause it's too combustive. It really is a safety hazard.

What about the Nintendo Wii keyboard thing. Those letters pop up.

They should make phones out of real liquid metal like mercury. That would be bad ass.

@learniiburn: The camera is better than the iPhone 4's IMO

I gotta get me some tits. They seem like a good investment.

Who wants to jerk off in a movie theater? They better hand out ponchos.

Maybe they should use one on the guy hooking it up to the child's weiner

I would cite Eazy-muthafuckin'-E but I'm afraid that might provoke the banhammer

But if it's Apple, it can't be bad.

@schall129: It's completely stick proof. Wait never mind, there's a front wheel.

@ding-dang: Ghana beat the US 2 -1

@iScuba: Yeah, you are just a toys r us kids after all.

finally

Left looks like Time Heidecker in a wig

Your iPod's still gonna dent though

@Rontourage: Except this time you get electrocuted too.

@bobert1000: Banhammer

@petarro: I hope he got zapped