She looks like a fat 9 year old version of that chick from the scream movies

@Natey: Nice avatar

It's obviously a new HTC Dream

They should have made it gold so I could 1-up Flava Flav

@OMG! British Dinosaur!: Why did you write so much if you think they're trolling?

I am going to beat him up

@kingcrim84: You ever missed one of those? It's lulz

DO WANT

@chickdigger802: The keyboard should slide of the game pad along with a slide out touch pad and the slide out cupholder.

I keep my money in a shoebox

Does paying for sex count?

@Francisco Galárraga: It used to say gasoline in the article. It was fixed, and now I dont stay awake at night in anger.

@Sidetalker: They suck

@Francisco Galárraga: The article says gasoline.

@CIM: No matter what, the real Godzilla will win

You sure that balloon was filled with gasoline?

But the seats flip up

lol, his name's Weiner

@Everybody: FAIL - there is no humor in BSoD jokes

What about unpublished books?