Not ironic at all.

“You’ve Just Voted to Leave the EU. You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next...”

You’ve got some kind of selective memory.

Can’t wait until they sign Dwight Howard and finally build a team to take on the 2010-11 Heat.

All I do is couch when I get high.

Well, Bea’s review of Deadpool is a little less wordy...

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

Settle down, Teddy Atlas

20 Minutes. My rapist took only about 15. That was >40 years ago, and I’ve never forgotten. These rapists think they are blameless. It only took 20 minutes, why is the rest of my life in ruins. BECAUSE THE REST OF MINE IS RUINED. POS

It’s the guy’s father. The father is understandably on his son’s side.

Bravo to KWTX!

“I did not have sexual relations with that girl”
“I should spend tens of millions of dollars investigating this and try to get this man impeached!”
-Ken Starr 1997

“Did I rape her? I mean...”
“Good enough for me!”
-Ken Starr 2016

Weird question, seeing as how he’s always been a Cavs fan and who are the Raptors?

Mine eyes have seen the glory and the coming of the Lord... *weeps*

Can’t blame the guy for being a little hesitant. Sure, he scored after swinging away from home that one time, but it landed him in some pretty hot water last week.

This relationship has been growing for a while now! Have you read anything since this piece? You might like the op-ed I just put into the NY Daily News. Are you well?

You are still here? Attracted to me, aren’t you? It will never happen. I love my wife. And you don’t seem quite human anyway. I try to be humble about this, but you’re so fucking stupid. Anyway, you go rant somewhere. I write for a living. I’m sure you know my website well. Remember: NO. My wife is precious to me.

I did not violently hurt anyone. I am not a psychopath in the least, though someone like you who is obsessed with passing judgment on a person she never met sure seems unwell. Of course I can admit when I am wrong, but I can also recognize when a bill is paid. And you are a sad person who must use such interactions to…