He would have been wise to take a page from Uncle Jack’s playbook for those measurements at the Senior Bowl...

Looks fake. Kid leans into that last one. Ruins the whole experience for me.

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Dude sounds exactly like Marty Huggins

Sometime during High School I had a very vivid dream of sitting down in a public bathroom, and reading the graffiti on the stall wall. Woke up to a bed full of piss but I remembered the phone number scrawled on the dream stall wall. I never got the nerve to call it but I like to imagine some David Lynch scenario would…

Can I ask the question that is on everyone’s minds? Why isn’t the story titled ‘Mighty Mighty Bosstones’ “The Impression That I Get” headlines new Rock Band 4 tracklist’?

4 out of 4 Throat Rips

Amy Schumer can take a punch