If you build it, they will cum.

Jesus, do you have any redeeming qualities?

'Anyone who has ever had an opinion on anything ever' didn't get paid $160,000 as a journalist to state it. I expect something a little more comprehensive than what I read on tumblr every day.

Is it!

I think the baby in the incubator got too close to the infinity bakery

there's a special place in hell for pirates. Would you steal someone's baby? or torrent a Jesus? because it's literally the same thing.

And we should keep track of our time through the use of a mythical figure who, if he even had actually existed, wouldn't have even been born the same year that we use for our year count? Makes perfect sense :| You must be one of those people who loves the imperial system and scoffs at the metric system. Good job on…

Jesus Christ- nobody asked you.

Why?
Common Era (CE) and Before Common Era (BCE) makes far more sense to me.

Well shit, I guess I have to go buy a Fire TV now. Darn it, you got me Amazon!

Your statement makes no sense

A four-headed dick?! There's not enough holes to even put that, but if you...you know what, nevermind. I will just leave this instead...enjoy.

Not Pack in earbuds but for around the same price ($32) I would be hard pressed to find a better earbud than the Sound Magic ones. Better than the old Klipsch S4.

Kids... they ruin it for everybody!

I'll be honest, I couldn't read the entire article because of you repeating that one line in all caps repeatedly. It's very unprofessional. Even infantile. I'd like to hear your argument without having to put up with you acting like a child. No offense.

I'm imagining Dragonite making like, a goat sound instead.

This is complete bullshit. If he didn't rape someone, he should absolutely defend himself. People are raped and it's horrible, but people are also falsely accused and that's also an injustice. These things come down to pure "he said, she said" and that's what makes them so difficult, but an innocent person…

Obligatory for every article ever posted about Comcast...