I solved these problems by getting a phone with expandable storage and a wallet case. It made the phone a little bulkier, but now I don't have to have a wallet on top of a phone in my pocket. Plus I have a 96GB phone in my pocket. :3

Posted by someone else logged into my account somehow. Seems to be a thing with Kinja lately.

wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Hopefully that will change one day. Is a bit like saying "No phones let you browse the real Internet" in 2006. (Please spare me the one pedantic exception to the rule nobody's ever heard of, Internet.)

So it's too loud to record audio worth keeping and it can't keep itself out of frame.

Not that I like this thing at all, but.

So you managed to whine about seeing specs but managed to fit in a little tidbit about how you'll meet the high specs. Calling you on bullshit there. You get to pick one unless you want to be an insufferable hypocrite.

Damn. I have a 3770k. Guess that means I'm close to falling below recommended processors in the future. Good thing I got a GTX 760 a few months back.

No. I like being able to make money through my hobby.

Bad excuse. You have a Big Mode/Small Mode button with a descriptive confirmation dialogue. Put it in the simplest, dumbed down terms that this is just for people with fast computers with big screens. Default to Small Mode.

That doesn't sound like forcing to me, more like discouragement. It's pretty rude, but this is just obvious extortion for nonexistent "damages". Am I going to get 50k in a settlement if someone calls me fat now?

I think what he did is a good move. That thing has too much nope attached if they're backing it now.

Turbans are a Sikh thing (not Muslim) probably why the smile.

You know, I've never once said to myself "Gee, this tablet has too much functionality, I wish I had something that did even less.".

A Chinese person copying something you say

The devices themselves -are- stupid and unnecessary though. The games themselves are great, it's just a shame they're tied to such things. Honestly, Nintendo and Sony should have their handheld gaming development make gamephones for this purpose, if nothing else. I wish those mobile titles could also be clouded over…

Is there an Android version or equivelant?

Or drink Soylent and fuck food.

Well King, obviously.

Ultimate Tony Hawk eh? That's not saying much.