Announcer: LET’S HEAR IT FOR YOUR LONDON RAIDERS!!!!!!!!!!

In 15 years, I look forward to explaining to my son why the Rams are leaving Los Angeles.

Yep, though Id flip it to “sorta fun, but awful.”

Nope; can’t admit that cuz there was only one fun scene in Jurassic World, and the rest of it was god-awful. So boring, so cliche, so incredibly stupid and over-the-top in its stupidity. One fun scene does not a fun movie make.

Time to ruin Emily Dickinson: You can sing the Gilligan’s Island theme or Yellow Rose of Texas to all of her poems.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

There’s no intentional move, I don’t think, in Batman v Superman to address any issues that people had with Man of Steel.

This is the worst song ever. And “18 perfect songs” sounds like a lot. But:

I understand why he’s bitter, but I also understand why my kids throw tantrums. It still doesn’t make them correct behavior. He refuses to accept that he made a tremendous misstep in the development of the prequels, and that he got into bed with a company that took steps to rectify those mistakes.

NOBODY LIKED YOUR PREQUELS, GEORGE. Has nobody told him this? Nobody? Is he in complete denial?

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.

I can think of no mystery less interesting than whether an aging athlete with a broken neck used a substance that might not even work to return to a playing field where cortisone injections are given out like chewable Vitamin C tabs. The PEDs debate is over.

The Panthers will react better after their next loss. Third time’s a charm!

Screw you, Bill Simmons.

Nope.

Now that Trump has made explicit so much of the carefully unspoken subtext of the past 35 years of conservatism—the unalloyed bigotry and viciousness at the heart of its policy positions, yes, but also the deeper, ineluctable truth that it has only ever been a pure politics of grievance and resentment—the mannerisms…

He and John Boyega have fantastic chemistry together. My new favorite pair of space bros.

This is 100% true.

You forgot one. The best spoiler-free line isn’t really line, but rather a ‘thumbs up’.

He was very charismatic as Moses, but I had no idea he could be that funny. Guys who look like action stars and are funny are always in short supply.