Ya, like Columbia. An Ivy league school who has the all time losing football streak record. I’m sure sexual assault cases are handled with wisdom and justice there.

When you read an article that’s ostensibly about joke stealing but spends the entire article talking about a specific meme you didn’t even know existed.

What does FootballButt have to say about this

The time keeping theory of things has been fucked since day one. You can’t deliberately run the clock down then say you didn’t have time to make your plays. I said before, they first and goal with 1:05 to go and 2 timeouts. That’s plenty of time to run 4 plays.

A fucking men. Fuck James Harrison. Hope he gave back his 2005 Super Bowl ring since he had zero tackles in those playoffs.

I dunno, I don’t think his look is *that* far removed from John McGuirk

Really? I can’t imagine loving the movie but not being able to like the show. They felt almost the same to me (the only difference being that Coop did not age gracefully at all). Then again I saw the movie for the first time like 2 years ago so I was in pretty much the same place when I watched it.

I would agree with everything Kweli said, if they were disrupting every other candidate too. Or even most other candidates. Hell, SOME other candidates.

It was the commafuckstrophe that made me wince.

so it isn’t a secret?

Your friend is right. My family swings by Lambert’s on every road trip. I got hit by an airborne roll gone astray once, and the only result was an extra roll for me and a good laugh for my dad (they’d been aiming for someone at the table next to us).

I will forever maintain that this should’ve been an “Archer” movie.

Austin Croshere. Vince Vaughn looks like Austin Croshere. That is all.

“If this cast and this director can’t make a compelling story out of these four, maybe it can’t be done?”

Too bad about all those dead hookers, tho. They were whores, but someone loved them, even if it wasn’t Craig James, who killed them.

I think we need to leave her alone a little bit here. A belief in a person’s innocence despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary merely makes her a typical Patriots fan.

I vote for when Izzy Alcantara karate kicked the catcher in the mask then tried to fight the whole team with a bat.

Foodspin lives again! I was getting worried for a bit there.

Batman and Robin was worse than Forever.