Nothing says it more efficiently than "seersucker shorts."

Is the handcheck/bump/whatever call that sent Robinson to the line to defeat Seton Hall the most under-discussed questionable call in sports history?

I hate to seem like a culinary troglodyte, but seriously: what in the most holy of fucks is this shit? Who else will ever - EVER - make a grilled cheese this way?

It's Chick-Fil-A. It's not the amazing delicacy that most southerners proclaim it is, but it's better than any other fast food chicken sandwich.

Still got it.

Exactly. Chris Paul is a proverbial Guy Who Gets Away With Shit. In the last 50 seconds of that game, if he just plays everything straight-up they're probably on a flight home up 3-2. Instead, he tried to keep getting away with shit, and he got caught with his hand in the cookie jar a couple of times.

I'm fairly certain that a statement made during an appearance on Jim Rome's television show does not require Standard Written English.

As an Aston Villa fan, I strongly disagree with the title of this post.

An audience score of only 54 for About a Boy? The fuck is wrong with you, audience?

The Chicken Coup was the worst of all the coups d'etats.

Irregardless, it's a funny post.

She's certainly on the Mt. Rushmore of Numbers Never Lie panelists.

"Redford"?

For my money, Ferguson is the best actual interviewer among the late night hosts.

Wholeheartedly disagree with the subject line of the post. This is going swimmingly.