Maybe you can do this with a fake home key. That way you can wait for the guy who stole your wallet when he tries to break into your house. Decoy!

Anyone know how much roaming you get with the unlimited plan?

I want to know how many suckers are gonna pay for the same game twice.

Sweet. I'm totally buying that third thing on the list.

I say spend a little bit more money up front and get yourself some Brooks Brothers wrinkle-free shirts. I bought a bunch when I graduated college and they've lasted me 8 years (they still look new) so far. They come out of the dryer looking like they've been pressed so you never have to dry clean or iron them.

I've been doing this forever, but had my ENTIRE LICENSE PLATE stolen. I had to buy special screws to make sure this didn't happen again.

Some women would say that's a good thing.

Have you never played Oregon Trail?

I would but someone's currently in there dropping a deuce.

Cerberus.

If you play them at the same time, it sounds like an awesome duet.

I was extremely nervous for my first job interview out of college. My friends took me to a bar to get a few beers to calm me down right before the interview. I wasn't drunk but halfway through the interview, I really had to break the seal. I cut off the interviewer mid sentence and said I really needed to use the…

I watched Les Mis and Anne Hathaway's performance was fantastic; however, is it possible for her to win Best Supporting Actress when she's only in 1/3 of the movie?

I agree with the wife thing. Clearly, the wife is staying with the husband and any inconvenience you put on him, he'll take out on her.

hmm. am i missing something? he does mention InstaMorph in his DIY but he says he "settled on" using lumber straps instead. The rest of his instructions makes no mention of using InstaMorph.

From the video screen cap, it looks like he's proposing something else to his girlfriend...

Death Star for sure. It has hundreds of people on board and Superman doesn't kill. They'd probably find some way to exploit that weakness, since Supes wouldn't be able to simply smash it.

A 3 pack is 11.99. If you buy 3 of the singles, it's only 11.97.

"Hey guys, sorry I took so long in the bathroom. Why are you all staring at me?"

Jeanne Calment smoked from the age of 21 (1896) to 117 (1992).