Or we can just have the drain feed into a boiler that creates steam to power a small turbine that charges your electric toothbrush.

"Also, why doesn't the drain in your bathtub have a tiny generator to turn draining water into free energy for your home?"

you should add that it's only compatible with:

"I kind of wish they would kill the physical disc altogether"

Agreed. Unless someone makes a business card that transforms into a BBQ Grill, my miniature business card patio will never be complete.

For some reason, this made me hungry for a roast beef sandwich.

I read this as "Baseball Bat Fleshlight" and wondered what a "Back Burglar" was.

Before I boil a lobster alive, I slip a knife under the rubber band keeping his claw closed. I then wait for him to turn around before I run up and swat the knife from his claw and dump him in the pot. Remember, it's not murder if it's self defense.

In the extended version of the commercial, the dad shares the video with the taxi driver. They high five.

I don't understand all the negative comments. EVERY girl does this. She just doesn't write it out for the world to see.

the crap they use to shield the missile from shutting itself down is probably expensive. imagine having to shield an entire plane. a bigger plane would also mean that there are more nooks and crannies where the jamming signal could get in, sending it plummeting to the ground. trust me. I have months of EMP experience…

James Hong as Lo Pan as The Mandarin would have been perfect for this role.

Does this mean I can sue the weatherman for failing to predict rain? Cause my clothes are damp and I am EXTREMELY annoyed.

put lasers on other planets within our solar system. once Earth's laser ceases to be efficient, the next laser would take over in pushing the solar sail. (i have no idea how much energy is required to power such a laser and if another planet would have the thermal energy required to power it)

yes. crew members take shifts on long flights (first rest, second rest). source: girlfriend is a flight attendant

From the first sentence of your comment, I was getting ready to disagree with and reject your entire argument. However, your proposal for a "marshmallow world" was too appealing.

The whole video I was just wondering why it wasn't dropping any packages.

You know where 2 factor doesn't work? ATM machines. We need to step this up to 3 factor.

I think it's ridiculous that he didn't tell us which HD movie he was trying to send.

Are there any plans to redesign the hotmail app in Android? I just started using it and part of the appeal of the new outlook email address was the aesthetically pleasing design of the website.