Everyone i know who got cremated had a viewing in a casket and had the casket cremated with them so i don’t see how this is a huge problem for the industry since you’re selling the casket AND the viewing AND the cremation.

Flight attendants should have a button to lock all overhead bins.

I also have this fear. Don’t ever go on the Pinocchio ride in Disneyland.

Starwood Preferred Guest American Express. Only because I paid for my entire wedding with it and basically got a honeymoon for free. Otherwise, worthless card not accepted anywhere in Asia.

Starwood Preferred Guest American Express. Only because I paid for my entire wedding with it and basically got a…

Its final observation was the tip of a purple tentacle? Japan.

I also do not know where my wife’s money goes.

Their investigation will find that they need to chase down celebrities during recalls so they don’t get front page exposure.

So...what was the mystery?

As long as it’s good enough to return 100% of the shots, it doesn’t have to. Eventually, the human will get tired.

Most food critics get their meals for free, either comped by the restaurant or reimbursed by their employer.

You realize that the people who get free products are the type to leave lengthy, detailed reviews that are actually helpful? Maybe you’re more interested in one-star reviews that say “products works as described but the UPS driver was late” or “I bought the wrong product because I didn’t read the description” or “this…

They’re not dead. They’re just sleeping!

“will it be warmer than 70-degrees near the Golden gate bridge after 5pm the day after tomorrow?”

So being in California, what would happen if you were having LASIK and an earthquake occurred?

How would he open the account??

WHY DOES SHE HAVE GRAY HAIR!??!?!

I like how there’s another baby syndrome with the same name. Google image search: harlequin baby

They’re probably just saying that to get other companies to stop drilling. Meanwhile, a few miles away...