Ditto. With the departure of blog view and the new commenting system, I think the new layout would just stress me out too much at work. I loved being able to see a star and knowing that the comment I was about to read wouldn't be half-assed and provide me a bit of entertainment in my otherwise boring work day. Gizmodo…

I had Silent Scope for the original XBOX. The best part of having a sniper rifle controller was being able to build forts out of couch cushions to play. The worst part was staring at the screen with one eye open for hours on end until your eye starts twitching and you feel like you're having a seizure. I guess that's…

This is genius...on the part of Apple. They just have to "leak" some parts that look official and wait for the internet to design their next product for them.

So all those people stealing copper are actually artists!

I'll put in 100 to watch.

Sweet. I put in 25 bucks and you have to fly out here to California to eat lunch with me? Sold.

It's obvious from the "For Sale" sign that this guy is his real estate agent. Zuck was merely shopping for a house to store his brand new Nikes.

With Sprint, you can return/exchange a device within 14 days ($35 dollar restocking fee). I'm sure the other carriers have a similar policy.

I hope it'll let me stream my Xbox Live arcade games to the tablet.

People rinse their mouths after brushing? I call it breakfast!

"as evolution is a powerful force that can push materials into places that we can't even imagine."

I need to patent an Isosceles Triangle-shaped laptop.

Booth totally looks like a male model in that picture. Thank you Zoolander for forever ruining this part of history for me.

I think my grandchildren will be equally unimpressed by this (since they'll have hoverboards and stuff)

I could already see the x-rated apps taking advantage of this in the future.

I'm gonna take the idea from Bridesmaids and propose to my girlfriend...Fight Club style.

I don't see this going any farther than just cuddling. Deckard Cain's voice is a major turn off.

I completely forgot about the Back to the Future plot. I guess I got too angry thinking about getting an alternate me super rich.

This reminds me of that website that lets you send an e-card to someone. The card had a cartoon animal that is saying something cute, but its voice was so low that you'd have to turn it up to hear it. Once you got the volume cranked up, it started blaring out "AN@L SEX DOT COM. ALL AN@L, ALL THE TIME!!"

Where would you get the money to buy all the Apple stock? If you're going to bring cash, you'd have to hunt down the old 20 and 100 dollar bills prior to their redesign. How old were you in 96/97? I was a minor, and therefore would not be able to purchase stock without my parents' consent. Asking my 96/97 parents to…