I was so close to perfecting the Rat Wheelchair and now they go and do this.

That's what Bed Bath and Beyond wants you to believe...

Just show him the picture of the guy's face (depends how old he is of course). That'll definitely keep him from putting any drugs into his body.

I would refer to the infamous Supreme Court case of Finders v. Keepers.

I can finally jump into the back seat and curl up to take a nap on my way to work, or install that cocktail bar into the arm rest like I've always wanted.

10 bucks says I can set one of those patches off after a spicy breakfast burrito.

I'd be more worried about the creepy guy taking pictures of me on the bus than watching a video incorrectly on my ipad.

so i should get a tetanus shot before i go jogging?

I didn't say drug addicts were smart.

At first glance of the picture, I thought this was going to be a Star Trek article.

Now drug addicts can shoot up without leaving marks on their arm.

How do you pronounce that last name? Bowie? Man, I would want Nikola Tesla representing me.

You're missing a picture. The last one is of the guy on the floor with glasses shattered when he misses the catch.

You underestimate the Girl Scouts and their cookies.

Apparently you get to keep your unlimited until your contract is up. if you just upgraded your phone, doesn't that mean you still have another 2 years?

Based on the description above, when I eat pork, I'm actually also eating human feces.

"If you simply question an officer or say anything they can say you're resisting and shoot you"

I say we train officers on the use of Bolas.

This article makes me angry....at how cool their website's home page is.

Wrong. California doesn't have (edit: widespread) electric shortages. If you're referring to the crisis in 2000-2001, that was due to companies, in particular ENRON, gaming the newly deregulated market by creating false shortages to increase market prices for electricity. Blackouts can usually be attributed to a loss…