I wonder how they came up with the 45 minute measurement. It has to be some sort of average between a large number of test subjects they put in there. Which means that there is now a large number of crazy people roaming the streets.

"useful for those people who are tied to their desks and handcuffed to their computers."

This legislation terrifies, intimidates, threatens, harasses, annoys AND offends me. Where do I go to file a complaint?

Is it just me or does Hawkeye look like he's repositioning a TV antenna rather than wielding a bow?

If your phone gets in the hands of law enforcement with a warrant, then yes, a password is useless for your phone.

I think he meant "seduced" him. RRRAWR!

(Upon surfacing)

My first thought is that they would see my passed-out drunk photos and this is unacceptable. I don't want employers to know I'll be drinking on the job.

Ah my mistake. I totally read your comment wrong. Either way, when I start job hunting, i'm creating a fake profile with a profile pic of a middle finger. There's no way in hell I would work for a company that would ask me for my password.

or you can just change your Facebook password to "bytypingthispasswordiagreethat...". Problem solved.

So after this law passes we get to look forward to seeing a bunch of frivolous lawsuits by people claiming that employers requested their Facebook password. I really should have gone to law school.

I think we need a new Gawker site dedicated to Florida news.

I made a lot of DVD art in college.

I saw this documentary on TV once where a prominent researcher attempted to create a star that inadvertently became self-sustaining. Were it not for the quick-thinking of a young individual, the entire New York populace might have been engulfed by it.

The point is free advertising. I now can't stop thinking about owning a Rolex watch.

when exactly are they attempting to create this small star? i need to make sure i finish off my bucket list by then.

Alexander said "No," adding that the "NSA does not have the ability to do that in the United States."

Great. The Post-Its on my desk are starting to look sexy now.

Maybe the line cutter started inching forward (off camera) and the Hummer thought she might need to go through and paused. Then he realized the woman was also waiting for a pump and then decided to go. The woman, pissed off that the Hummer was taking too long, decides to floor it. The woman then shows the pump who's…

"I am not a professional whatsoever in this field, but this strikes me as an unhealthy (and irrational) fear to be experiencing every time you fly."