Nowhere in my comment did I mention that I wanted to ban electronics. I just suggested that people actually put them away for the in-flight safety message. I'm all for reading a kindle or listening to music while the plane is taking off.

You're commenting under the assumption that everyone in the world has already flown on an airplane at least once, which is just not true. If the person sitting next to me learns how to inflate their life vest in the event of a water landing, that's one less person I have to worry about clinging on to me in the ocean…

While I appreciate being able to listen to music during takeoff, I actually prefer that everyone stop what they're doing while the flight attendant makes the emergency announcements. While a lot of what they're saying is common sense, there's gonna be that one guy who's jamming out on his iPhone rather that finding…

"The Severe Damage Zone (half mile radius): Most buildings destroyed, hazards and radiation initially prevents entry into the area; low survival likelihood."

i don't know much about patent law, but wouldn't this be considered prior art?

Being rich also makes you look more attractive.

egojab is correct. I know because some of my coworkers were pissed they were not selling out as they were going to flip them on Craigslist.

I had 6 of these last night and looking forward to trying them again. Idea: Doritos Jumbaco.

So cellphone screens are the new measurement standard? If so, I'm going to start calling mine Startac.

I think this would be awesome in place of lettuce on my hamburger.

uhh...aren't these just silly bandz, those rubber bands kids were wearing a couple years ago?

Still sad that they got rid of the lemon creme filled cookies.

thanks. i'm at work so i had to minimize the screen about a minute in. i thought the result would be a little more spectacular.

hmm...what if you pointed it at something revolving the opposite direction at the same speed?

Forgive my ignorance, but does this also make things load faster? I'm on Sprint so I don't really worry about data caps.

thank you for this. I now know that the voice of Francine on American Dad! was on MacGyver.

I was forced to watch The Vow last weekend and lost most of my Y chromosome.

pretty awesome. tip: edit the group field for Calendar, Games, and Messages and set it to 'default'. That way, the tab closes when you open up another. It's already set that way for Favorites, Web, and Phone.

I'd like to request that the people handling my cremation load the machine with a fake metal skeleton under me so when it comes out on the conveyor belt, my family will think i was an android. I'll pay even more if they can figure out how to make it move once it comes out.

I tried to start a new trend called Labradoring, where i take pictures of my labrador destroying my furniture. Although i've been mastering this trend for almost a year now, it has yet to take off.