"I doubt anybody could pull off power outages"

But the puns are probably scoring him more chicks and all the Lintercourse he can handle.

So you're saying Jello and Gummy Bears contain trace amounts of horse? You're also saying it's possible to make human Jello and human Gummy Bears.

I suppose it's like wine and gets better with age. You could eat it in 3 months, but for the best flavor, wait until you punch out two more kids and celebrate.

I worked at a poll station in high school. Just because you aren't registered doesn't mean you can't vote. It's a bit of a hassle, but you have the right to.

I guess this could be interesting if winner gets the iPad.

This article is making me super excited. Hopefully they put this technology into lotion so I can boost my signal.

Some guy probably painted it so it couldn't mate, thus reducing the squirrel population being dumped in his neighborhood by a certain couple.

You can make anything sound scary with good writing. Substitute "elk" for "jackalope" and the story accomplishes the same feeling. Also, I don't believe these things are unstoppable. I've seen many of them succumb to the force of a Hyundai.

I don't care if it smells like a baked potato. That damned thing looks like it's hatching! It's probably a potato-scented neurotoxin that incapacitates you before whatever comes out of that egg eats you alive.

Norton is small fish. What they should really go after is the source code of MyCleanPC. I can't begin to tell you how elated customers are with their software. To quote the praise of one customer, it "Totally cleaned up my system and increased my speed!".

Replace 9V battery with a car battery and your MW3 skills will go through the roof!

how about just building a faraday cage into the car's shell? if someone wants to text, they can just pull over and get out of the car.

I was anticipating (and dreading) the final splashdown shot.

"Can you imagine playing Angry Birds on a big screen in your living room?"

reminds me of the scene in Lord of War where they pick apart the airplane. they need to make some sort of competition to see who can do it faster.

Didn't they have this in a movie a while back?

seriously. sometimes i'll open up giz and that stock photo they use for p0rn articles shows up. i can't have that huge image on my screen in the office.

"nobody has yet been bold enough to say either way"

i've been watching it for the past 5 minutes. congrats on the star!