I think he meant "seduced" him. RRRAWR!

(Upon surfacing)

My first thought is that they would see my passed-out drunk photos and this is unacceptable. I don't want employers to know I'll be drinking on the job.

Ah my mistake. I totally read your comment wrong. Either way, when I start job hunting, i'm creating a fake profile with a profile pic of a middle finger. There's no way in hell I would work for a company that would ask me for my password.

or you can just change your Facebook password to "bytypingthispasswordiagreethat...". Problem solved.

So after this law passes we get to look forward to seeing a bunch of frivolous lawsuits by people claiming that employers requested their Facebook password. I really should have gone to law school.

I think we need a new Gawker site dedicated to Florida news.

I made a lot of DVD art in college.

I saw this documentary on TV once where a prominent researcher attempted to create a star that inadvertently became self-sustaining. Were it not for the quick-thinking of a young individual, the entire New York populace might have been engulfed by it.

The point is free advertising. I now can't stop thinking about owning a Rolex watch.

when exactly are they attempting to create this small star? i need to make sure i finish off my bucket list by then.

Alexander said "No," adding that the "NSA does not have the ability to do that in the United States."

Great. The Post-Its on my desk are starting to look sexy now.

Maybe the line cutter started inching forward (off camera) and the Hummer thought she might need to go through and paused. Then he realized the woman was also waiting for a pump and then decided to go. The woman, pissed off that the Hummer was taking too long, decides to floor it. The woman then shows the pump who's…

"I am not a professional whatsoever in this field, but this strikes me as an unhealthy (and irrational) fear to be experiencing every time you fly."

Nowhere in my comment did I mention that I wanted to ban electronics. I just suggested that people actually put them away for the in-flight safety message. I'm all for reading a kindle or listening to music while the plane is taking off.

You're commenting under the assumption that everyone in the world has already flown on an airplane at least once, which is just not true. If the person sitting next to me learns how to inflate their life vest in the event of a water landing, that's one less person I have to worry about clinging on to me in the ocean…

While I appreciate being able to listen to music during takeoff, I actually prefer that everyone stop what they're doing while the flight attendant makes the emergency announcements. While a lot of what they're saying is common sense, there's gonna be that one guy who's jamming out on his iPhone rather that finding…

"The Severe Damage Zone (half mile radius): Most buildings destroyed, hazards and radiation initially prevents entry into the area; low survival likelihood."

i don't know much about patent law, but wouldn't this be considered prior art?