Being rich also makes you look more attractive.

egojab is correct. I know because some of my coworkers were pissed they were not selling out as they were going to flip them on Craigslist.

I had 6 of these last night and looking forward to trying them again. Idea: Doritos Jumbaco.

So cellphone screens are the new measurement standard? If so, I'm going to start calling mine Startac.

I think this would be awesome in place of lettuce on my hamburger.

uhh...aren't these just silly bandz, those rubber bands kids were wearing a couple years ago?

Still sad that they got rid of the lemon creme filled cookies.

thanks. i'm at work so i had to minimize the screen about a minute in. i thought the result would be a little more spectacular.

hmm...what if you pointed it at something revolving the opposite direction at the same speed?

Forgive my ignorance, but does this also make things load faster? I'm on Sprint so I don't really worry about data caps.

thank you for this. I now know that the voice of Francine on American Dad! was on MacGyver.

I was forced to watch The Vow last weekend and lost most of my Y chromosome.

pretty awesome. tip: edit the group field for Calendar, Games, and Messages and set it to 'default'. That way, the tab closes when you open up another. It's already set that way for Favorites, Web, and Phone.

I'd like to request that the people handling my cremation load the machine with a fake metal skeleton under me so when it comes out on the conveyor belt, my family will think i was an android. I'll pay even more if they can figure out how to make it move once it comes out.

I tried to start a new trend called Labradoring, where i take pictures of my labrador destroying my furniture. Although i've been mastering this trend for almost a year now, it has yet to take off.

"I doubt anybody could pull off power outages"

But the puns are probably scoring him more chicks and all the Lintercourse he can handle.

So you're saying Jello and Gummy Bears contain trace amounts of horse? You're also saying it's possible to make human Jello and human Gummy Bears.

I suppose it's like wine and gets better with age. You could eat it in 3 months, but for the best flavor, wait until you punch out two more kids and celebrate.

I worked at a poll station in high school. Just because you aren't registered doesn't mean you can't vote. It's a bit of a hassle, but you have the right to.