on the other hand, you could buy one copy and cut it in half before giving it to your kid. it'll teach him a great life lesson: that he should get a job and buy games with his own money.

self destruct mode would imply we've lost an expensive piece of equipment for nothing. i prefer kamikaze mode.

you just saved my niece's christmas. thank you.

From the looks of the diagram, it also doubles as a urinal.

Some people protest for the sake of protesting.

Didn't we already see this idea in Superman? We all know how that turned out.

The Sigourney Weaver-narrated version has chestbursters coming out of the polar bears.

with the hand gestures in that picture, i would imagine the screen displaying something much more graphic.

"Make sure to run the video at full screen." I was half expecting this to be a joke with a picture of the girl from Exorcist popping up at the end.

so you're saying that if you pretend to be an environmental protester, you can get into a nuclear facility delicately accompanied by security? that seems even more disturbing.

you obviously haven't seen Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

You can also flip it so it'll make drivers look up. Hilarity ensues.

So you're saying this guy could wipe out half the ferret population? I'm equally outraged.

how bout we let them publish the article AFTER they come up with a cure for it?

i like how it can be mounted in a truck. imagine a drive-by with this sucker.

i was going to make a Rhombus comment but you beat me to it.

unless the ride launches you into the air and back onto the track, i hardly believe it qualifies as a "death" ride.

not even close. however, it is my only daily reminder that a company called yahoo once existed.

at least this story relieves me of my paranoia of spycams in airplane bathrooms.

i was thinking more like remove the power supply so it can't track you anymore. if they come around looking, just say it probably fell off and offer for them to put on another one.