this brings me back to the Virtual Boy days. the hours of gameplay at Toys R Us and the hours of bloodshot eyes and migraines afterward.

how much do you think those things go for on ebay? finders keepers?

maybe the janitor added it in. we already know they can erase art work.

"The helicopter arrived at the destination with 4 severed rhino legs."

as good a deal as preowned fleshlights.

32gb Touchpad: 150

"begging your pardon sir, but it's a big-ass sky"

when i asked for a Safeway club card, i never filled out the application. I can still use the card, but the receipt never says my name. they always look at it and say "Thank you Mister...Sir."

with all the earthquakes recently (3 this week), i think i'll pass.

i was half expecting this to be some kind of scam.

Sorry America. I only carry one coin purse.

i would kill to be able to grow facial hair and use an electric razor. damn you asian genes.

The last sentence makes me think there's some kind of Japanese invasion coming our way, with militarized spheres swarming into our cities.

so what if both bungees break?

how bout just changing the shortcut to firefox but keeping the ie icon? everybody wins.

Morton Salt?

a good dare, and possible workout, is duct taping shake weights to both hands and keeping it there for as long as possible.

"Father, why did you program me to feel pain!?"

o12 ju5t t4pe l1k3 th15 fr0m n0w 0n.

i would agree that there are now more carriers to spread out with; however, gizmodo's previous article stated that ATT was on track to doubling their single day iphone sales record, which probably has to count for something.