that was down, right, fierce.

but then sarah mclachlan wouldn't be able to make her sad commercials...

i see where you're going with this: Orca steaks paired with Panda steaks. A Black and White surf and turf. Genius!

I would only advocate saving pandas if there were a possibility of eating them once we got their numbers up. Panda Steaks.

it's called Cartman's mom. i would post a screenshot, but it's not really work appropriate.

i can't help but think that the vets are racing one another. one guy is cheating and using an ice cream scooper.

how about a social network based on blood type? easier to find compatible organ donors.

the one time i wish i didn't have adblock.

i'll get on board with this idea if i get unrestricted access to the chili and cheese topping.

now i'm wondering who should play Gaia in the Don Cheadle Captain Planet.

what if you forget your code?

clever police.

the placement of the headset jack?

Which is why he sent Jesus.

"But ancient humans didn't drop the old technology like it was an iPhone 3 - they were seemingly slow adopters."

i believe the terms of the att/tmob agreement was that if the deal fell through, tmob would be getting a hefty sum of money as well as some infrastructure.

why mount a camera when you can mount a turret?

i would hate to live in a city with a superhero. how much taxpayer money do you think it would take to get that helicopter down from the web? thanks spiderman.

cattle prods would definitely get people moving.

i would not buy it at 300 knowing that someone else got it for 100.