and XDA will find a way to wipe it all away.

you forgot drugs.

i actually have a 95 pound labrador! although he knows better than to steal food from me.

i make the same kind of art with alcohol and my mouth at the end of the night.

simple: leave diamond shaped chocolates next to his treats. he'll never do that again! ever.

the battery will last only as long as this video.

I'm hoping its an army of angry bees.

Outcome # 4:

I was referring to the part where he implies steel is stronger than adamantium. I think I've reached my limit on comic book discussion today.

must...resist...urge to correct wolverine reference...

If McDonalds used this image in their window displays, I'd probably eat there more. There's nothing more badass than eating bullets.

how bout an empty pedestal representing a stolen hard drive filled with stolen data? see, i can make art too.

I believe "money" should have been the first thing on this expensive list.

You get to eat when you're a zombie and eating will satisfy your one and only want and need. You'll also be extremely popular since people who were once afraid of you will join you once you get to them. I really don't see the downside.

according to this, i should be writing my reviews in the third person and ending sentences with dollar signs. Joe approves of this$

I noticed that if you replace "shark" with "pregnancy" in their disclaimer, you pretty much have a condom maker's guarantee.

i'm gonna do my part and only go number 2 once a week.

no idea. i haven't used a mac since Oregon Trail first came out.

i don't get it. you're gonna pay 2000 dollars to ride around on a huge boner?

Pedosmile.