OBVS. It's all downhill from here, dude.

Yes, but benign dumb. This is malignant dumb. Plenty of benign dumb to go around, no need to reward malignancies.

Hey men were made from dirt in the bible so we don't have room to brag.

I'm german, we don't even know how to smile.

I got a salad in my lunch today that will curl your toes. Mmmmmm, salad.

Liz is a badass, in my head she looked like this when she drove him:

This confirms my longstanding impression that the Queen is a BAMF.

Agreed. Except a million times less hot than Guy Pearce.

I also appreciate that the same people who advocate for discrimination against Muslims and Arabs are outraged that the First Lady didn't show proper respect for Islam and Saudi culture.

That is the most awesome thing I've ever heard of Liz doing.

Women famously still can't drive

Conservatives have no memory. They're like that guy from 'Memento'.

Oh, please - if Mrs. Obama had worn a scarf, FOX would have gone apeshit and called her a Muslim.

I mean, "shady" is literally how conservatives operate. They don't know any other way.

Wow, y'all are really making a splash with these inaugural posts. The body horror about the triplets, the crazy incoherent vanilla extract post, and now this nice little bit of hateful ageism in what is essentially a bogus news story crafted specifically to allow nasty comments about non-Millennials:

This is either a decent romantic comedy* or a terrible slasher flick**.

I actually felt a little cruel making fun of the sweater of a man dumped two months before his wedding. But then the snark took hold, as it should.

I was down until I saw this sweater.

I can't wait to see the pictures of the police dragging those teens out of their mom's house and into a cop car.

There are RULES for wearing a tiara?