Ooooh oooh I have one like that!
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Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…
One time I was at the bar wearing these really cute booties. They were a bit trashy and I got them at the thrift store but I was rocking it.
Many years ago, as I stood in line at the (University) gym to be issued gym clothes, a student in front of me told the attendant he needed a “medium jock strap with a large cup.” The attendant immediately came back with “Why? Are you trying to leave room for your hand?”
Larry The Cable Guy is a good option. I don’t know why, but Paul Rodriguez comes to mind, also. Randy Quaid? He might be a bit too hig brow, though. (I can’t believe I am seriously pondering this, but you bring up a good point.)
Unfortunately, she missed the fine print in the Texas RFRA about how it only applies to feeding the homeless ... to the lions.
The contest should be called “What’s the cheapest underwear you can buy at Target in bulk cuz you don’t want to think about this stuff?”
The contest should be called “What’s the cheapest underwear you can buy at Target in bulk cuz you don’t want to…
Switched from Hanes to MeUndies and have not looked back. The latter is just better. No, you don’t need a flap.
Switched from Hanes to MeUndies and have not looked back. The latter is just better. No, you don’t need a flap.
This is almost certainly the dumbest post I’ve ever written.
A++, Fast Service, Would get towed again.
Who would ever give a tow company a good review?
Holy crap. I clicked on the video and knew exactly where she is at (sign me up to be an investigative reporter, ESPN. I have a college degree, am in good shape, have all my teeth, and live in an apartment). Before everyone absolutely rags on Britt here, let me play devil’s advocate for just one second.
Talking, suit wearing tiger. Let’s not sell him short.
Nice to see Cano is on board with the whole trying to shorten the game thing.
This has to be the most wide open NBA playoffs I can remember.
People like me have existed since the beginning of recorded history. The acknowledgment of our existence after all this time is not *political*. The lives we live and the way we love is not *political*. My act of existence and the acknowledgment of my existence is not *political*. No matter how many people like me…
When straight characters express love/sexuality, it’s normal! When gay characters express love/sexuality, it’s pandering!
If that’s how you choose to view it.
Nice to see some diversity in games. I’m sure some people will complain about SJW but who cares, we need more characters beyond the mid 30’s white guy or busty white chick.