This whole Deadspin experiment was worth it for the Foodspin article that informed me you could replace celery with fennel stalks in any recipe.

Excellent twitter link.

Does anybody over there play Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike? It's ancient, but I'm still learning new things every time I play.

I was tired of dying and waiting to come back :(

I remember saving up for a reraise. I died. Before I came back to life, the server crashed. When I got back in, my reraise was gone, but I was still dead. I then quit this game for life.

Some pretzel buns can handle a greasy burger, but you're right, most turn into a mess.

What are the odds?! You should right a book about it....

Solid. But Pretzel is criminally low.

She's a keeper

I cannot talk about that Futurama episode or any of All Star Superman without getting weepy.

I loved these, even though they were gross and messed up.

Yeah, I apologize for the game being down today. I used an item, my bad.

Futurama is my favorite thing that humans have made.

People who hid bodies last week nervously looking up Pokestops

For me, the Paxon shot. 90s Bulls forever!

I've been playing Mega Man Legends 2 all week. What dead franchise would you like to see make a comeback?

Not as cool as Tech Romancer (Dreamcast).

It is so frustrating that PS1 downloads don't work on PS4. How hard can that possibly be to fix? I just want to spam my Social feeds with Mega Man Legends 2 screen shots.

Ironic that he was worried about being two tired for his bike race.

“why don’t you get your homework level over 1000?” - my dad