Crom laughs at your four winds

War never changes (diapers).

Three blind mice.

I blame the overlong, confusing title Spy

Actually the music at Books-A-Million is much worse. For Christmas, they play the same 15 original songs by un-established artists over and over again. Christmas songs that no one has ever heard before by people they will never hear again.

Definitely the whole "Robin" bit at the end of Dark Knight Rises.

It's real good!

Pickles or Cole Slaw are epic on sloppy joe.

But where can I get his iconic polo shirt?

I bet when this guy looks at Hellboy he sees the horns, and the crown, and everything.

It’s never even been particularly good when they crossover in the comics.

Doc Shaner should (and would) do a Shazam book for the next 10 years.

I am so nervous that it will mess up all of my Surface Pro 3 settings. I have all of my art software and settings just so and everything is working just right.

It's low-rent enough that the contestants appear to be in actual peril sometimes. One couple got lost in LA and hit a car with their RV. And not in a fun way.

Reelz has a Dolph Lundgren gameshow.

As a White Dude from Indy who went to IUPUI, I need that Hill jersey.

You're laughing now. Let's see you laugh when he commands some microscopic sea critters to swim up your urethra.

I remember Bendis teasing a HUGE death in Millar’s Civil War. HUGE he said.

1. The Incredibles.