I never stopped believing!

The most amazing feat a man from Zionsville, IN has ever accomplished

I think this is my favorite comment.

I giggle every time I even think about "A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD"

McDonalds doesn't make burgers, they make McDonalds.

perpetually disappointed that the big slot on the back of Sega Saturn isn't for Genesis games.

This is so helpful I could jump for joy.

If he wanted to make Dark Knight Returns, he should have grabbed Michael Keaton and make f*%king Dark Knight Returns.

Apparently my great grandfather burned my Dad really bad. When my dad brought my mom over for the first time, he was gushing about her to the family and said that my mom was really smart. My great grandfather replied "She can't be too smart, she's dating you."

So who is going to play Blart in the direct to DVD third movie? Larry the Cable guy (like he did in Tooth Fairy 2?).

I think a Shazam movie with the Rock AND Tawny is my dream movie.

I appreciate the correct use of Spider-Man as a verb.

I need them both barfing

Peanut Butter on Hot Dogs.

aka Land Sealions

Criterion is having a big flash sale, everything 50% off today.

Criterion is having a big flash sale, everything 50% off today.

I might pass out at work

My older sister convinced 5 year-old-me that the little plastic balls on the tips of hair brush bristles were power pills. She had me eat hundreds of them to grow my "magic powers".