Jesus to Yeezus: "Cool pants, bruh."

Ladysmith Black Mambazo!

Irrelevant.

Classic Mel Brooks.

Tuly we are all the Abe Vigoda.

Ric Flair sets his crosshairs on Betty White

"A complaint about the complaint box. Delicious."

I've actually thought of a similar idea, but it was more a character who doesn't suffer fools lightly. For instance, said hero notices a bunch of scheming corporations using the system to cover up their crimes against humanity and allows them to be conveniently destroyed during an alien invasion.

Screw that! When's Quincy Jones gonna sell another sitcom? When's Tina Fey gonna put out that hip-hop album?

I don't think that jives with the "does whatever a spider can" motif.

Hodor?

That explains that "golden ceiling" during his Cribs episode.

Rocky My Oy Vey-a

I don't know. The vest and tactle-neck ensemble kinda gives it away.

The could have played it as them being childhood friends separated by their respective factions (Jedi Order, First Order) only to be brought together in time of need by The Force. Hell, that shit pretty much happened in the first trilogy.

I'm sorry, but the Wachowski's tour de force is the only acceptable film with that title.

Carol Kane flies a TIE Fighter out of the Death Star, screaming

Well, since Will Simpson is "technically" Nuke, that one is not out of the question.

No one is, my friend. No one is.

There was also a John Lennon look-alike Skrull invader that defected and helped out Excalibur during Secret Invasion.