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I would say The Hood would be a perfect follow up: a thief who becomes a supervillain by stealing/acquiring items of power. Imagine if he'd been collecting items from Avengers to Civil War in order to make himself more powerful and create his army of supervillains. Plus, he's just as irredeemable as Kilgrave as it's…

Drake angrily tweets Jimmie Walker's address

"He touched me, oh He touched me
And oh the joy that floods my soul
Something happened and now I know
He touched me and made me whole."

My P.K.E. (Place Kappa Emote) meter is going crazy!

…and everyone else's.

Now I want a team-up of Stone Cold and 2 Cold Scorpio.

It's the nose.

Heyman is a necessity for Brock seeing as Lesnar's speaking voice is about as threatening as a toddler throwing a temper tantrum during a time out. Heyman is to James Earl Jones as Brock is to David Prouse.

Who is Lou Gilbert?

They referred to his lab as Meowschwitz*.

Somehow I have a feeling that Lucas was talking with Spielberg, The Color Purple came up, Lucas said he could do it too, yada, yada, yada, Lucas loses $50 million on a bet.

He'd get that dog if he spent less time eating and more time working at Rob's Place with Raj and Dwayne to pay for it.

Ooo! A piece of candy!

What do you mean they cut the power, man?! They're supposed to be a bunch of single-celled organisms!

That has to be the most expensive copy of Crazy Taxi on Earth.

I'm upset they only have a 2 seashell set. Would have been the perfect gift for Demolition Man fans.

Or Danger 5.

I await the inevitable mashup with Talib Kweli and Mos Def.

I now have the urge to check the prior seasons for the word "cocksucker".