No joke here. I used to really like AP. The text messages alone are screaming dumbass. He "studied" at Oklahoma for three years? Without consideration of the abuse, all I can think of now when I see the pictures of him is "moron". I know some of it is text/slang, but damn, most of it is clearly idiotspeak. Too…

This is good news since the only way to get the attention of NFL executives and team executives is to hit there wallets. Since the vast majority of them lack a moral compass.

No one was more disappointed in this news than Mike Yamakita:

Ray Rice throwing that bomb....oh wait. Adrian Peterson putting a whipping on....oh wait.

Talking about the NFL right now means you're either talking about a domestic abuser or a child abuser. Take your pick.

Like Sean Kemp isn't bringing his kids into the bar.

makes me long for the good ol' days when NFL players were just dudes stabbin' other dudes.

She married him and said nothing. If you are hitting someone like that in public, what in the hell do you think is going on in private?

Antonio Cromaetie, Sean Kemp, Travis Henry and Adrian Peterson walk into a bar...... Because they weren't with their kids.

Jeesh, even the REAL Vikings used birth control now and then.

Two different four-year-old sons? If only AD's father had hit him in the scrotum with a switch.

All Day.

What if a person who was undereducated about the effects of alcohol got wasted and beat the shit out of someone you love without really realizing it, and felt bad about it afterward? Would you use that as a teachable moment and help them grow as a person?

Wow, it's crazy how the Vikings can flick the switch like that.

You mean his track record of not beating some of his kids because he didn't know they fucking existed?

This is a three-scoop ice cream sundae of bullshit with a cherry on top. I am not sure anyone has questioned whether he loves his son or whether he is perfect, so his statements that he does and he isn't are utterly meaningless. And the law doesn't require intent to injure, so his statement that, in effect, "I meant…

They don't give a fuck about player safety.

Don't boycott the NFL, boycott their sponsors. I am not drinking any Budweiser products because they sponsor enablers of domestic violence. Up until yesterday I was not drinking any Budweiser products because they taste worse than Clydesdale piss.

To all you fucking morons judging Drew because of this piece, and even judging his child:

Holy fuck I completely understand.