It’s because most men in prison have kids and also have guilt about not being able to provide for them and protect them. Convicts who are there for domestic and sexual abuse frequently have a history of being abused themselves, as children. There’s a lot wrapped up in it.

Unannounced? She was saying “Excuse me, sir!” over and over again as she approached him.

Hard disagree. It’s always okay to tell someone who accosts you with unwelcome questions “No.”

Nah, they attend Sierra Canyon School in LA.

“peek”

“peek”

Yellowbird’s good stuff.

I’m sympathetic. I pay ungodly prices on ebay for Bath & Body Works Coconut Lime Verbena Foaming Hand Soap... the apex of all hand soap technology. At least the cock sauce people have hope - I have only mediocre substitutes to look forward to.

That’s why he carries the prayer hankie.

I’m just - wow - huh - like bereft of words. Does the GOP even see itself now, or remember back just twenty years or so? Like any of it?

If he wanted people to have more kids, the least he could do is drop his junior-high fascination with objectivism and actually make a strong push to strengthen the health, child-welfare and educational systems that make parents feel okay about handling the burdens of having family. He’s not going to do the least,…

I want his Zuck cage match to be a thunderdome.

I’m still against the death penalty. Thank goodness we got rid of it in my state.

I’m amazed that there are so many additional reasons to despise him. I started out despising him because he refuses to hasten the demise of spread collars, but this list covers pretty much everything else. He probably dips himself in a vat of smug every morning, and has the second-most punchable face after Devin Nunes.

Yeah. It’s me!

Your not making lots of suckers out of girls and boys, arya?

You’re wonderful, Sue. This is my favorite weekly column. So awesome. Thank you.

For me it’s the Caterham 7. It’s such a wonderful barebones car - well-balanced, nice firm suspension, fantastic power-to-weight, low-slung. The design is time-tested and they actually look reeeely fun. I know the correct answer is always Miata (I guess I’m showing how long I’ve been haunting these pages, sigh.) - but…

I want one of these sooooo bad.

I’m longtime Buick fan, and I celebrate this choice. When I looked at these in the showroom I wasn’t really impressed. Didn’t seem as nice as my LaCrosse. I do hope they bring the wagon back, though, even as I hope for the return of the fullsize sedan. (crosses all fingers) This car was a good car to make - I hope…