1. Not cancel major weapons programs like the F-22 and Zumwalt.

Considering where DeLorean values are (and are going), this is indeed a Nice Price, even if it does need a bit of attention. If I were an actual buyer I’d try to get a couple grand knocked off, but its still not a bad deal at the asking price.

I have a rule when buying a car: Never start off a car ownership with a problem unless you get a massive discount for the privilege to do so.

I’ve done the following:

Feel free to stop by any time.

Because he’s a white male

Pair this with the Community College attended by Alek Skarlatos being shot up last week and you have an AMAZING coincidence.

then you should probably pick a platform and engine with an endless parts selection and aftermarket...

tell that to the *ucktards who are up here illegally to secure their loads. why so.cal has so many free ladders and lawnmowers on the freeway.

packaging and weight are super important. That being said, the only reason the LS is so ubiquitous in the aftermarket is because the traditional hot rodders won’t give up their pushrods. It was an easier update for them than say....the Mod Motor.

Actually, the LS is good only because it’s physical size and weight are good relative to the engine displacement you can achieve.

Cheap, simple, reliable, and not too heavy.

As if I needed any more reasons not to buy Chrysler, aside from the huge stack I already have.

Picture this: You’re buying a new car from a Chrysler dealer

Even better: after the physical layout of the entire system was written in stone, they went to GM and said “we want to bring a car to the moon; it must do these things and it must fit into this space” and GM delivered.

In a way this is so sad, because we’ve gone from a nation with the will and determination to do this into a nation that can’t build a bridge in under 10 years and $3 billion.

Sometimes I don't like these 'not very jalopy' posts that have more to do with current world events, because it gets passed around gawker and non-jalops start invading the comments with tired old shit like "LOL BUT IT'S A FORD FUCKED ON RACE DAY AMIRITE?!"

It's a nice reminder of how much better Jalop commenters are…

Did you not catch the "threatening phone calls from all over the country" (i.e. not just Texas) part? Nice attempt though.

I wonder what kind of fucking hilljack sees that picture and their immediate thought is that a plumbing company in Texas must be supplying terrorists. The thought process that has to go through their mind to not only make the least logical conclusion but then act upon it is frightening.

Well he should relax. How long can this thing actually run without a Ford dealership around anyway?